I was thinking of those black pants ya'll were talking about and it reminded of my last "fat" phase. When I was in college I gained a lot of weight the first semester. I came home the first week of December and brought a friend home with me. Your dad, Tom, me and my friend stayed up late after everyone else had gone to bed and opened all our presents and rewrapped them so my mom would not know. I opened this one box that was a gift to me from Donna. It had the biggest pair of black ployester pants you have ever seen. I mean 100% polyester with a big elastic waist band. It was that kind little old ladies where! Lovely